I'm known at work as "The Old Gray Fat Guy with a beard". That pretty well says it. I'm now into my 60's, starting to show some wear, but still walking even though the doctors said I would not be by my middle 40's, thanks to a teenage "get-off". (explanation to cagers[anyone sitting in a box with more than 2 wheels]; a "get-off" is a motorcycle accident).

I am a Christian, conservative (in most items), enjoy motorcycling, photography, singing, puttering around in my always messy shop, and loafing! I am married, have 2 daughters (now both married), and two granddaughters and a grandson!.

If you are going to associate with me in any way, it helps if you have a sense of humor. If you don't, you likely won't like me very much. I have been known to say things just to see how a person will react to what I say. Sometimes I am serious, but very often, not too serious!

I am employed by Maple Tronics Computers, Inc., which is just about the only good place to have a PC built. "You can buy a cheaper computer, but that is just what you will get - a cheaper computer."

I am becoming increasingly sensitive and concerned about today’s world where the Christian is getting bashed and maligned at every turn. I believe in peaceful nonresistant living, but I also do not believe that pacifism is the same as nonresistance. Christ was not passive and neither should we be….

Keith Hoffman